Brazzers, the folks that recently stepped up their gaming parody output with an Overwatch porn ripoff , are back with something, well, even more obvious: Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen. Finally, a porn film designed to satisfy those of us with a very specific fetish for consensual fulton-play. Check out the trailer above for a mostly safe-for-work depending on where you work trailer featuring decent cosplay, awful acting, and terrible dialogue what did you expect? See below for a sample of the dialogue excellence on offer. The most striking thing about the trailer is its attention to reproducing details of MGS. The codec sequences look like codec sequences, the tiny UI frills like the orange triangle denoting tagged enemies are there, and the world map even reflects the actual interface from The Phantom Pain. That said, I'm not sure whether I'd press pause in the middle of a sit down with The Phantom Peen to prep a scathing indictment of its numerous inaccuracies. Priorities, you know? It just looks like someone on the crew is actually a real fan of the series. So I guess there's that.


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You should ask yourself if you want to pursue a future partner who was raised in an environment that causes drastic sexual suppression and you may never have a healthy sex life if she is your wife. Interreligious marriages are not a new thing. There is a difference between commitment and time together.
Someday she may really regret everything, and miss you like crazy. A Mormon wife will also want to bring the kids along, and that should be discussed and decided before marriage and before kids. I'm not going to break up with her because of her religion, but if we can't come to some kind of understanding about what we'd do with kids After reading every page of that CES letter I am fully aware this religion is a complete fabrication. It's not fair to put words in her mouth and thoughts in her brain like this. If yes, do you promise to not proselytize to me and let me drink a simple cup of coffee in my own home. How some find time for Affairs is beyond me!!. Mormons observe the Sabbath closely, so Sundays are for attending church meetings and focusing on their spirituality. The gold is in the footnotes and sources linked from those new essays. My husband, regardless of religious affiliation, is a beloved son of our Heavenly Father who is very much worthy of my love, affection and dedication.